Yeah that was me ever since the 20th. It's my birthday and all I've accomplished in the whole day is watch a marathon of Bones and snack on some Toblerone that I scavenged from the fridge. And reply to all the birthday wishes on Facebook. What a day.
I will never, ever make my kids go through engineering unless they voluntarily sign up for it. In which case, I will personally hire a psychiatrist to keep them sane.
Well, the meteorologists predict that there is a 48% chance that this Christmas will be a white Christmas as opposed to the typical 70%. Lunatics predict that the world is going to end. I just spend the entire day of my birthday being a couch potato. I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate 2 decades of earthly occupation.
I will never, ever make my kids go through engineering unless they voluntarily sign up for it. In which case, I will personally hire a psychiatrist to keep them sane.
Well, the meteorologists predict that there is a 48% chance that this Christmas will be a white Christmas as opposed to the typical 70%. Lunatics predict that the world is going to end. I just spend the entire day of my birthday being a couch potato. I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate 2 decades of earthly occupation.
