I thought the Christmas Party Sex Trap couldn't get any better. Sue me, Mindy. Sue me.
I'll pretend this is lunch I'm having.
Or you know. You could wear a bathing suit with a skirt.
And you know...enjoy the hot tub.
Wait, wait! How many sit-ups are that? Are you counting right?
And that ladies and gentlemen, is how it's done.
Yes okay. I get it I'm fat. Now shut up.
Oh God, I've to wear a bikini. In January.
[When Mindy wears a sequined sweater - which btw do NOT flick off when you sweat - to the gym with Danny] What is that??
I swear I'm not looking. I'm a gentleman.
That is the most moist and succulent coffee cake I've ever laid my eyes on. (Don't worry Mindy, this happens to me whenever I lay my eyes on any form of chocolate or cake. I feel you girl, I feel you.)
[When Danny remarks on her nether regions after seeing her naked twice]
On this note I would like to compose a letter to FoxTV:
Dear FoxTV,
Repeat after me and a million other first world women for whom The Mindy Project was intended, I will not cancel this show. I will not cancel this show.
You may not have noticed but this developed and standard place we lovingly refer to as the "first world" is exhausted from shows that are filled with witty remarks, edge-of-the-seat plotlines, multitude of cliffhangers and insanely gorgeous individuals who exist on the ratio of one to a million in comparison to normal people. While some of us love to dream about our flawless selves, the majority of us would like to embrace our flawed selves (hell, because that is what we have to live with) and the Mindy Project is the sole show on television that reassures us that despite the shady plotlines and impossible situations, a little body fat and inherent failure of having a love life akin to an Abercombie & Fitch ad isn't the end of the world, as is portrayed in most other television series.
So please, have mercy on your viewers, screw the ratings and save this gem of a show, because everyone could do with a little Mindy in their lives. And because we no longer have the Office to satisfy our cravings of snappy one-liners. AND, we could do less with crime television series like Bones, cause let's face it, how many women can possibly relate to a character like that?
However, my elementary school teacher often said that the maturest way of explaining is not the most effective way. So please repeat after me, if this long rant of mine failed to penetrate into your souls, that I will not cancel the Mindy Project. I will not cancel the Mindy Project. I will not cancel the Mindy Project. I will not cancel the Mindy Project. Here's hoping this miniature hyponsis session has been effective.
Sincerely,
An avid viewer (clearly) of the Mindy Project.
