To keep my need of asking myself questions and answering them alive, a thorough analysis - or rather a bitter recount - of my "awesome" summer is in order.
A new love life perhaps?
If watching romantic soaps count =)
Lee Min Ho or Ian Somerhalder?
Gabriel Macht. What can I say, this girl likes her share of empty suits, thousand-dollar haircuts and witty dialogues.
Fine, Kang-Ji-Hwan or Channing Tatum?
*grumbles*Sharing is caring? No? No. Okay, no. Wrong. No. PLEASE? No.
With a gun to your head?
Ryan Reynolds.
Seriously? George Clooney? Still?
Oceans Series. Micheal Clayton. Up in the Air. Need I say more on this topic? If he thinks he's young enough to hook up with twenty somethins, why can't I be just as deluded?
New Diet Plan?
I wouldn't say that. The last time I said that, an aunt gave me the full check-up look and told me she saw no difference and on the contrary, I looked a lot chubbier. I've learned to shut up after that. It's more like a diet in which I follow the whole "eat-breakfast-like-a-king-eat-lunch-like-a-merchant-eat-dinner-like-a-peasant" rule.
Journey of Faith?
Conference? I sure hope this time around its loads of fun.
Pride and Prejudice?
This Elizabeth Bennett is still looking for her Darcy.And hoping she doesn't have to settle with a Collins
And the self-esteem issues haven't died yet
Nope. They never will. My thighs will always be too big. My tooth will always be crooked. Maybe a British guy will find it endearing?
Up in the Air?
Don't know what's more fatal. Earthquakes or plane crashes. I'll get back to you on that.
The Hijab Obsession
Everytime I go to Winners in College, I just have to see a hijab that's for sale. Not to mention the overload of Dina-Tokio and Yaz-the-Spazz videos I've been watching on youtube recently. Doesn't make it easier.
The Baby Fad
I don't know what it is. Every time I see any creature between 0 days and 2 years, I go Gaga.
The little Women - as in highschool/diaper buddies.
We have defeated the space-time continuum. I officially declare that no matter what the distance or how much time has passed, there is barely anything that won't keep my faith in them intact.
Space-time continuum + my laziness = wins.
Cheating friends' boyfriends?
Sluts be thrown down Lake Ontario. Rot in the Atlantic Ocean. No, that's too nice. I'll come up with something better. Who would have ever thought they take "exile" in their native land and then get married? Definitely the story of the year and one I'll never forget.
The plethora of books you've just read?
And had to pay a fine for it. Me and my convoluted understanding of time.
Unemployment faring well?
Umeployment? No no, I'm happily employed. Please keep that word at least ten miles away from me. It was responsible for a lot of sleepless nights.
Harry Potter and the...
Hunger Games. I'm confused who should win. The again, I've yet to read the Hunger Games.
Missing George Weasley already?
Nawh. He's still alive. In my head at least. Not that I'm too happy about him Apparating to random places in my mind. But with the good comes the bad, right?
Debt Crisis?
As long as my bank isn't empty. Yes, it has gone down to that.
Mother-Daughter Bonding?
If cooking lessons with me sitting on top of the counter with gravy all over myself count, then sure. Bonding it is.
Writing?
Still here, aren't I?
Believe in Vampires?
No. Just because I watch Vampire Diaries doesn't make me a believer. Can't a girl get some eye candy around here in peace?
Movie marathon?
Nope. Mourning the loss of the Blockbuster Chain. Only ended up watching Channing Tatum movies ... and really getting pissed at Amanda Seyfried for ditching him in Dear John. Stupidest romantic movie in the history of bad chick flicks.
Pitbull, really?
No more. Reliving the yester-years of Maroon 5.
Eve of Earthquake
Spent crouching under the table and hoping that God give me Mercy.
Loving the Crackberry
In dire need of an Android. Pronto.
Ever forgive Apple?
When iTunes comes up with an app for organizing my music with the correct album cover with the right song. I might come around then.
University?
Can't wait for it to end.
Wanna be back?
Maybe in a year.
Loving Nathan?
Sure, if he ever buys me a new phone.
Concept of Marriage?
Diluted with familial experiences.
Again, why Vampire Diaries?
Because too many hotties in one show is bound to catch a girl's attention. No matter how badly they act.
In Conclusion?
Koffee with Karan is the most addictive and hilarious show on this planet.
A new love life perhaps?
If watching romantic soaps count =)
Lee Min Ho or Ian Somerhalder?
Gabriel Macht. What can I say, this girl likes her share of empty suits, thousand-dollar haircuts and witty dialogues.
Fine, Kang-Ji-Hwan or Channing Tatum?
*grumbles*
With a gun to your head?
Ryan Reynolds.
Seriously? George Clooney? Still?
Oceans Series. Micheal Clayton. Up in the Air. Need I say more on this topic? If he thinks he's young enough to hook up with twenty somethins, why can't I be just as deluded?
New Diet Plan?
I wouldn't say that. The last time I said that, an aunt gave me the full check-up look and told me she saw no difference and on the contrary, I looked a lot chubbier. I've learned to shut up after that. It's more like a diet in which I follow the whole "eat-breakfast-like-a-king-eat-lunch-like-a-merchant-eat-dinner-like-a-peasant" rule.
Journey of Faith?
Conference? I sure hope this time around its loads of fun.
Pride and Prejudice?
This Elizabeth Bennett is still looking for her Darcy.
And the self-esteem issues haven't died yet
Nope. They never will. My thighs will always be too big. My tooth will always be crooked. Maybe a British guy will find it endearing?
Up in the Air?
Don't know what's more fatal. Earthquakes or plane crashes. I'll get back to you on that.
The Hijab Obsession
Everytime I go to Winners in College, I just have to see a hijab that's for sale. Not to mention the overload of Dina-Tokio and Yaz-the-Spazz videos I've been watching on youtube recently. Doesn't make it easier.
The Baby Fad
I don't know what it is. Every time I see any creature between 0 days and 2 years, I go Gaga.
The little Women - as in highschool/diaper buddies.
Space-time continuum + my laziness = wins.
Cheating friends' boyfriends?
Sluts be thrown down Lake Ontario. Rot in the Atlantic Ocean. No, that's too nice. I'll come up with something better. Who would have ever thought they take "exile" in their native land and then get married? Definitely the story of the year and one I'll never forget.
The plethora of books you've just read?
And had to pay a fine for it. Me and my convoluted understanding of time.
Unemployment faring well?
Umeployment? No no, I'm happily employed. Please keep that word at least ten miles away from me. It was responsible for a lot of sleepless nights.
Harry Potter and the...
Hunger Games. I'm confused who should win. The again, I've yet to read the Hunger Games.
Missing George Weasley already?
Nawh. He's still alive. In my head at least. Not that I'm too happy about him Apparating to random places in my mind. But with the good comes the bad, right?
Debt Crisis?
As long as my bank isn't empty. Yes, it has gone down to that.
Mother-Daughter Bonding?
If cooking lessons with me sitting on top of the counter with gravy all over myself count, then sure. Bonding it is.
Writing?
Still here, aren't I?
Believe in Vampires?
No. Just because I watch Vampire Diaries doesn't make me a believer. Can't a girl get some eye candy around here in peace?
Movie marathon?
Nope. Mourning the loss of the Blockbuster Chain. Only ended up watching Channing Tatum movies ... and really getting pissed at Amanda Seyfried for ditching him in Dear John. Stupidest romantic movie in the history of bad chick flicks.
Pitbull, really?
No more. Reliving the yester-years of Maroon 5.
Eve of Earthquake
Spent crouching under the table and hoping that God give me Mercy.
Loving the Crackberry
In dire need of an Android. Pronto.
Ever forgive Apple?
When iTunes comes up with an app for organizing my music with the correct album cover with the right song. I might come around then.
University?
Can't wait for it to end.
Wanna be back?
Maybe in a year.
Loving Nathan?
Sure, if he ever buys me a new phone.
Concept of Marriage?
Diluted with familial experiences.
Again, why Vampire Diaries?
Because too many hotties in one show is bound to catch a girl's attention. No matter how badly they act.
In Conclusion?
Koffee with Karan is the most addictive and hilarious show on this planet.
